Reading: The Best Way To Die?
Source: Isn’t It Pretty To Think So?
“Well, I’m hoping I get dealt a heart attack - the organ that holds, locked within it, a lifetime of love and pain and simply explodes. A brilliant way to go, wouldn’t you say?”
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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